The United States of Random Nation 87 is a huge, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working, devout population of 948 million Random Nation 87ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The strong Random Nation 87ian economy, worth 49.5 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 52,266 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, Rattlesnakes with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Random Nation 87, and if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Random Nation 87's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Random Nation 87 is ranked 158,076^th in the world and 290^th in Oofery for Most Patriotic, with 8.27 flags saluted per person per day.